whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

tinydragongina:

ilookedanew:

compasswaters:

lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

Oh.

image

operativesurprise:

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

my go-to insult is “You Poxy son of a one-legged Thesbian Whore!”